Client: "I need my event registration website to let me input checks in addition to being able to process and tabulate Google Checkout/Paypal data."

Me: "Done."

Client: "I need to be able to filter the numbers a certain way. By month, and per event that customers can register for."

Me: "Okay. That makes sense."

Client: *Puts several hundred unrelated misc registrations under the same 'check' entry* "The filter isn't working."

Me: *sigh*